Saturday, July 12, 2014

Thus do I refute Alex Jones

Alex Jones is hopelessly ill-informed on the limits of modern biotechnology.
You can put three heads on a man’s shoulders, and two heads on a woman’s shoulders — that’s a known anatomy.

You can tell that he's never visited the Riddled Research Laboratory.
H/t SEK.
For some reason, all our laboratory creations seem to end up chasing Ann Althouse. It's all they want to do.

UPDATED with state-of-the-art results in putting heads on a man's shoulders. Basically it's just plumbing.


tigris said...

Poor Alex lacks even a single working head.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Apparently one of your laboratory creations invented the tailkini, so there is that.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I always thought Cerberus was female... Damn you, Achaeans!!!

Smut Clyde said...

You and Gene Wolfe both.

Sirius Lunacy said...

Sorry, how many heads were there? I was too busy staring at the breasts.

Smut Clyde said...

Yes, they really need tassles to twirl.