Saturday, June 28, 2014

I for one welcome our invisible-piano-teaching alien overlords

I'd like to remind them that I could be helpful in rounding up quadrupeds to undergo their invisible piano lessons.
Any quadruped which graduates from Invisible Piano School will be qualified to play Stravinsky's arrangement of 'Petrushka' for Invisible Piano, and chase Ann Althouse while wearing a scramble suit to hide its identity!


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"Ann Althouse sold separately. Void where prohibited."

H. Rumbold, Master Barber said...

I'll void wherever I damn well please.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Is there an "invisible box wine" opening school?