Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Zom mani padme NOM

"Here is my script for Dharma of the Dead," I said.

The rest of the Riddled Amateur Dramatic Society managed to hide their enthusiasm. "Old hat," they said, "and this time we're not complaining about your choice of headwear. Zombie mash-ups are passé."

"But Zombuddhas!" I said. "Zombodhisattvas! Besides, no-one's done the zombie / religion cross-over angle yet."

"Christianity," they said.

"Good point," I said. "Still, if you meet the Buddha on the road, try for a head-shot."
Truth to tell, it's probably just as well that they turned down the script since it was largely plagiarised from the Twenty-five Stories of the Animated Corpse.


zombie rotten mcdonald said...

this was on last night.

M. Bouffant said...

You dudes are way RADS!

Original Freudian slip version: You duds are way RADS!