Friday, October 1, 2010

Squirrels watch Gabe Fenton porn!

"We have to. It's for our work!"
"In slow motion!"
"Well, he's so fast."
"With their pants off!"

17 comments:

Hamish Mack said...

Why, thank you Zombies. Classy as ever.

Hamish Mack said...

Also the first person to make a joke about squirrels and their nuts is banned.

mikey said...

A masturbating squirrel gets cleaner genitals in two ways!

A tagline prominently displayed on the label mock-up of the client's new product in the sweat-damp fever dreams of an advertising copywriter after huge Coq au Vin dinner and too many cognacs and cigars.

W/V reveals the secret source of the impending H1N3 virus: flulab

Hamish Mack said...

Rule 1: We don't talk about flulab

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Poor squirrels have to protect themselves from the U.S. Government somehow.

Smut Clyde said...

I for one sleep peacefully in my bed at night because rough men stand ready to investigate masturbation and auto-fellatio among Cape ground squirrels on my behalf.

ckc (not kc) said...

I'm going with "flushing old sperm from the testicles"...

Substance McGravitas said...

The internet must really suck when you're blind.

ckc (not kc) said...

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Smut Clyde said...

A tagline prominently displayed on the label mock-up of the client's new product

I rate for this comment.

fish said...

The internet must really suck when you're blind.

Eagerly awaiting Braille monitors.

Also I appreciate the new reason. I have used up most of my previous excuses.

Smut Clyde said...

the sweat-damp fever dreams of an advertising copywriter after huge Coq au Vin dinner and too many cognacs and cigars.

Anxieties about infections and penile hygiene don't come naturally to male squirrels; the advertising agencies put a lot of effort into fostering them. Hence all the ads with disturbing contamination imagery.
I'm sure Vance Packard mentioned the subject somewhere in The Hidden Persuaders.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I don't think those zombies are in the union.

Scabs.

Substance McGravitas said...

Anxieties about infections and penile hygiene don't come naturally to male squirrels; the advertising agencies put a lot of effort into fostering them.

Those ads for Restless Log Syndrome really creep me o -- back in a sec: which way's the little boys' room?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

No furry jokes?

I'll come back again.
~

Smut Clyde said...

which way's the little boys' room?

I would never have imagined that S McG was in the priesthood.

I don't think those zombies are in the union.

I was under the impression that the recruitment agency would have checked their immigration status and union membership, so it is not Riddled's responsibility.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

It never is, Smut. Meg Whitman is not a proper role model for internet tomfoolery, though.